Arrogant Worms Christmastime
It's the festive season There's singing and shopping and joy Santa's talking to children The elves are wrapping toys The season's one of charity Of peace for all you've met But though I should be of giving right now I just want to get Chorus: It's Christmas time and times are tough It's Christmas time, and we ain't got enough Hey Mr. Santa Claus I believe in you because Last year all my parents got me was a trip to Mississauga It's Christmas time, I'm looking for a lot of stuff My brother wants a computer Sister wants a dolly Mom wants a brand new bathtub and Dad just wants alcohol he spent last Christmas wasted crawling on his knees eating turkey that fell on the floor and watering our Christmas tree Chorus: It's Christmas time and times are tough It's Christmas time, and we ain't got enough Hey Mr. Santa Claus I believe in you because You've got more credibility than any Doctor, Cop, or Lawyer It's Christmas time, I'm looking for a lot of stuff Mike wants a new guitar Andy wants to record the Spice Girls Trevor wants 13 kittens Chris wants a date with Shania we compared all our Christmas lists and only one thing overlapped We would all be happy if everyone bought our crap Chorus: It's Christmas time and times are tough It's Christmas time, and we ain't got enough Hey Mr. Santa Claus We believe in you because If we count on our so called friends our Christmas stockings will be empty It's Christmas time, we're looking for a lot of stuff
