Arrogant Worms Christmas Is Almost Here
Chorus Christmas is almost here (x3) Aaahhhggggrrr! It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing Don't even have a Christmas tree, I am panicking Most lots are all sold out, I search until the night I end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blight CHORUS It's four days till Christmas, still have to decorate Spend hours in the basement until I find the crate Of lights and bulbs and popcorn strings, tangled in a knot Then I spend the day separating what I've got CHORUS It's three days till Christmas, I spent all day writing cards I started writing letters now I just say "best regards" I shove 'em in a mailbox and to the mall I go To get gifts for Jim and Jane and Tim and Uncle Joe (and aunt Mavis and Grandma and ....) CHORUS Two days till Christmas, a million things to do Clean the house, put on tea, company is due Where are my in-laws, they should have shown up I bet they're at the airport I forgot to pick them up CHORUS (x4) Christmas is here It's finally Christmas, the kids wake me up at five I fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-alive Spend all day serving company, then fall down inert If these are my holidays I'd rather stay at work
