Album Name : Fitness to Practice
Release Date : 2011-05-23
Song Duration : 2:56
Amateur Transplants Finals Countdown
How to take a history has always been a mystery,
How to find a JVP,
How to take a pulse.
Asking patients about sex,
Supernature reflex,
Skin bumps, neck lumps,
Now give me a cough (cough)
MMR, BCG, meningitis, DTP,
Bile stones, ucichromes,
Coeliac disease.
Fallot's tetralogy,
Different types of allergy,
Antenatal screening of congenital disease.
Spastic paraplegia,
Syringomyelia,
Measuring Glasgow coma,
Extradural haematoma,
Alzheimer's, Parkinson's
Penetrance of Huntingdon's
HIV, CJD, syphillitic Shanker
It's stuff that you need for finals
Stuff that you need for finals
Thrombocytopenia,
Treating schizophrenia,
Causes of bulimia,
OCD.
Self-harm, suicide,
Side effects of frusemide,
Personality disorder,
SLE.
Multiple sclerosis,
Haemochromatosis,
Paraphemosis,
Endrometriosis,
Salpingitis,
Laryngitis,
Pharyngitis,
Urethritis,
Uveitis,
Retinitis pigmentosa
It's stuff that you need for finals,
Stuff that you need for finals.
Fractured neck of femur,
Causes of oedema,
Aqueous humour,
Different kinds of tumour,
Pneumothorax,
DVT,
Hepatosplenomegaly,
Prostate, kidney, breast and spleen,
Every organ in between
Ehler's-Danlos
Marfan's
Cushing-Conn's
Addison's
Carpal tunnel syndrome
Alopecia,
Dupetryn's
Henoch-Schonlein purpura
Austin-Flint murmur,
VSD, DIC,
SIADH.
Typhoid,
Amyloid,
Osteo, Rheumatoid,
Patient's that are paranoid,
Movements that are athetoid,
Sarcoid, carcinoid,
Cushingoid, Mongoloid,
Pseudopseudopseudopseudohypoparathyroid
Stuff that you need for finals,
It's all stuff that you need for finals.
X-ray, ECG,
Basic cardiology,
Neuro, endo,
ENT, oncology.
All of rheumatology,
Bits of embryology,
A-level chemistry,
Epidemiology.
Haem firm,
Paeds firm,
Psyche, surgery,
Rheumo, ortho,
So much stuff you need to know,
Learning drugs is so much stress,
You memorise the BNF,
Public health, public health,
What the f..ck is public health?
Stuff that you need for finals,
It's all stuff that you need for finals,
It's all stuff that you need for finals.