Allan Sherman Sorry 'Bout That (I'm Sorry About That)
Sorry 'bout that
All you say is
"Sorry 'bout that."
Yesterday you
Broke my watch and
Drank my scotch and
Used my razor
Burnt my blazer
Incidentally
Wrecked my Bentley
Then as I bled, you said
"Sorry 'bout that."
Sorry 'bout that
You're the fink who's
Sorry 'bout that
Just to think you
Kicked my puppy
Starved my guppie
Smashed my Ming vase
Stole my string bass
Crushed my hat, man
Turned off Batman
Then like a snake, you spake
"Sorry 'bout that."
Try a different melody on your ukulele
Or you'll soon be sittin' there strummin'
"Won't You Please Come Home, Bill Bailey"
Sorry 'bout that
Pussycat, you're
Sorry 'bout that
You're the rat who
Trumped my ace and
Scratched my face and
Gave your sister
My transistor
Tore my vest, friend
Kissed my best friend
Then to us both, you quoth
"Sorry 'bout that."
Fella named Lou
Had this chick, see
Somethin' like you
Just for kicks he
Mobbed her, robbed her
Shishkebabbed her
Dropped her from a
Helicopter
Gagged her, bound her
Buzzards found her
Baby, that's where it's at
Sorry 'bout that