Allan Sherman My Aunt Minnie
My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt, A mini-skirt, A mini-skirt. She's too skinny for a mini-skirt. Such a skinny creature Shouldn't feature such a feature But my old Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt And all the fellas flirt. Everybody's wise To my Aunt Minnie's thighs In her crazy mini-skirt. She's thinking young, She's thinking young. She's thinking younger than the youngters she's among. She's really cool, she's hip, A gas, a trip. She's the inspiration For the Pepsi generation. And she popped up later at a pop art show A pop art show, A pop art show. What's she doin' at a pop art show? Trading her Utrillo For a plastic box of Brillo For a painting of a can of lentil soup She traded her Van Gogh Then she took all her pop And traded it for op At that crazy pop art show. She's thinking young, She's thinking young. She's thinking younger than the youngters she's among. She's really cool, she's hip, A gas, a trip. She went to a happening (And didn't know what's happening.) And then she go-goed at a discotheque, A discotheque, A discotheque. Uncle Morris was a nervous wreck. Poor old Uncle Morris Only lasted half a chorus. But when Minnie go-goed at that discotheque, The kids picked up her check. Why they could hardly look At how Aunt Minnie shook. First they saw her do Her wicked boogaloo, And then they saw her swing Her shaky shing-a-ling At that crazy discotheque. [email protected]
