Return To Camp Granada Lyrics

Alan Return To Camp Granada

Hello Mother Hello Father
I am back at Camp Granada
and I'm writting you this letter
just to say my compound fracture's getting better
no one here knows where my truck is
and my bunk is where the scunk is
and this years a suits improving cause the
little black things in it are not moving
the camp nurse is quite a swimmer
she says swimming makes you slimmer
her names miss hela greeny
have you ever seen a whale in a bikini
all our bathrooms have such thin doors
gee i wish they'd move them indoors
where all tired of mother goose here
so next friday night there
having lenny bruce here
let me stay oh mother father
let me stay I love granada
every night the camp fires really keen
oh ma please send some ungutine
let me stay up here in mother natures land
and tip toe through the tulips
grand to leave would be a shame
besides I'd miss the poker game
please don't worry father mother
I'll take care of little brother
he plays ball here
and he rows here
and I hope they teach him how to blow his nose here
he wakes up at half past 6 hand
gose directly to the quick sand
he was lonely now he's better
he's like all of us except his bed is wetter