Adam Sandler Secret
There's something I know,
That no one else does.
You want me to tell you what it is?
But if I did, then it wouldn't be, a secret...
I've gotta move my body tonight,
I'm gonna go dancin'
Dreamin' bout the nights at the club,
With the fun and romancin'
Mommy sees the look in my eyes,
She can tell something's different
Daddy doesn't understand why,
But he can tell something's different
I've got a secret,
My own little secretNo one knows my secret,
Cause it's a secret. (Secret)
Shhh don't tell
Shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell
And nobody knows that my bush is cut low
As I dance and I sing and I put on a show
And i'm feeling so free, nothing hanging off me
While the bass gets stronger I'm a half an inch longer
And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it,
and f..ckin and suckin and f..ckin and suckin and f..ckin and suckin
f..ckin and suckin, f..ckin and suckin!
Music is filling my body from my head to my toes
The DJ gives me a smile, maybe he knows
I hear whispering from my left to my right, all over the party
i'm the super-star of the night, I did somethin naughty
I gave myself a haircut, (don't tell)
I'd like to tell you where but, (don't tell)
I've got a secret, (don't tell)
It's my own secret
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
And I feel so special and so beautiful
As I reach down and give my new friend a quick pull
I'm scratchy and itchy and a little bit bitchy
and if I find scissors i'd trim my friend Ritchy
And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it,
And f..ckin and suckin and f..ckin and suckin and f..ckin and suckin
f..ckin and suckin f..ckin and suckin!
I can wear my pants extra low tonight...
My secret's gettin out of control, it's burstin out of me
Gotta drop my pants to the floor, so the whole club can see
The special way I trim my curlies, so fuzzy and soft
Cause when my shrub is short and tight my piggy won't get lost
I had a secret, (don't tell)
But now you know my secret, (don't tell)
I gave my bush some haircuts, (don't tell)
To emphasize my bare nuts
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it,
And f..ckin and suckin and f..ckin and suckin and f..ckin and suckin
f..ckin and suckin f..ckin and suckin!
