3d6 That Parvo's A Real Killer
[Intro]
This song brought to you by parvo
Remember: Don't eat animal feces!
[Verse 1]
Little Scooby Doo
Dropped a little poo
That he thought was candy
Til he took a bite
Then he turned all white
And that's the end of Shaggy
[Bridge 1]
Cause Shaggy died of fracking parvo!
Shaggy died of fracking parvo!
Shaggy died of fracking parvo!
Shaggy died of fracking parvo!
[Verse 2]
He was hit with a bat
For being a rat
And raising turtle babies
Banished from the town
And sent underground
And gave the Shredder rabies
[Bridge 2]
Cause Splinter died of fracking parvo!
Splinter died of fracking parvo!
Splinter died of fracking parvo!
Splinter died of fracking parvo!
[Chorus 1]
Don't eat poop
You really shouldn't eat poop
Don't eat poop
You really shouldn't eat poop
[Verse 3]
Me and the Space Ghost
Were going coast to coast
With the twins
Jan and Jayce
Little monkey Blip
Did a funny flip
And shit right in his face
[Bridge 3]
Cause Space Ghost died of fracking parvo!
Space ghost died of fracking parvo!
Space ghost died of fracking parvo!
Space ghost died of fracking parvo!
[Verse 4]
Chewbacca the Wookie
Took a big old dookie
In the sand of Tatooine
Han Solo tripped on trash
Then his face went smash
Now his nose is green
[Bridge 4]
Cause Han Solo died of fracking parvo!
Han Solo died of fracking parvo!
Han Solo died of fracking parvo!
Han Solo died of fracking parvo!
[Chorus 2]
Don't eat poop
You really shouldn't eat poop
Don't eat poop
You really shouldn't eat poop
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 5]
After fighting Skeletor
He-Man laid down on the floor
Back at Castle Grayskull
In came Battle Cat
Took a big old shat
He-Man got a mouthful
[Bridge 5]
Cause He-Man died of fracking parvo!
He-Man died of fracking parvo!
He-Man died of fracking parvo!
He-Man died of fracking parvo!
[Verse 6]
Kermit and Miss Piggy
Were upstairs getting jiggy
Gonzo listening at the door
Kermit went down south
Doing ass to mouth
Piggy couldn't hold it anymore
[Bridge 6]
Cause Kermit died of fracking parvo!
Kermit died of fracking parvo!
Kermit died of fracking parvo!
Kermit died of fracking parvo!
[Chorus 3]
Don't eat poop
You really shouldn't eat poop
Don't eat poop
You really shouldn't eat poop
Don't eat poop
You really shouldn't eat poop
Don't eat poop
You really shouldn't eat poop
Don't eat poop