3d6 Kick Your Ass
[Intro]
I saw her down at the arcade
And I knew that I wouldn't get laid
But I was in love
With Ms. Pac-Man
[Verse 1]
Let's play some Pac-Man
And Donkey Kong
Let's play some Pitfall
Let's play some Pong
We'll play some Frogger
And Breakout too
Some Space Invaders
Galaga and Kangaroo
[Bridge 1]
I don't understand video games these days
Twenty six buttons
And all this online play
When it comes to Halo
I'll just have to pass
But give me a joystick with one button
And I'll kick your ass
[Chorus 1]
Kick your ass
Kick your ass
Kick your ass
[Verse 2]
Super Mario one, two and three
Bring me so much joy
Let's play Excitebike
And Paperboy
Tetris, Contra
Metroid and Zelda
Were the best
And Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
Is still the best
[Bridge 2]
I don't understand video games these days
Seventy two buttons
And all this online play
When it comes to Call of Duty
I'll just have to pass
But give me a square controller
And brother I'll kick your ass
[Chorus 2]
Kick your ass
Kick your ass
Kick your ass
[Verse 3]
Take me down to the arcade
And see how long I'll stay
With a pocket full of quarters
I'll play pinball all day
We'll make some high scores
Like we've got nothing to lose
To all the old-schoolers
This song
Is for you!
[Bridge 3]
I don't understand video games these days
Two hundred buttons
And all this online play
When it comes to World of Warcraft
I'll just have to pass
But give me two flappers
And one ball bearing
And I'll kick your ass
[Chorus 3]
Kick your ass
Kick your ass
Kick your ass
Kick your ass
Said I'll kick your ass!