3 Minute Hero Parking Lot
Invite your friends invite your coworkers
invite vets and coast guard deserters
invite the haves and the have-nots
now's the time to take stock in what we got
click n click n clack goes the train on the track
we got to get them all here before we hit the sack
everybody's bothered -- everybody's hot
got a party in the parking lot
we got a soiree
we've got a wing ding
we've got a party
we've got reason to sing
nicholas the second and elvis presley too
have a barbra streisand drag queen with a fu manchu
andy rooney's smokin up in a shack
while sonny and cher are making out in back
mr. furley says "too loud -- get them out!"
but this is what a party's supposed to be about
we've got to mosey somewhere before the party's shot
got a party in the parking lot
[chorus]
we've got 6 pack party favors
cocktail weenies in a dozen flavors
keys in the front yard -- dancing in the back
i'll take a parking lot to any old love shack
now there's just a few of us -- and the garbage
got nothing to eat except some mustard in the fridge
everybody's passed out there's hardly a sound
except the drunken shriner who's still dancing around
my sister left with the band around three a.m.
i've got a migraine from my eyes to my brain stem
hope our guests liked it, hope they liked lots
gotta party in the parking lot
