Silverfish are swimming in and out of my walls my heat is out -- you don't return my calls the snow is drifted up -- i can't get my mail my faith in mankind is beginning to fail... .kind of like my washer and my dryer the latter of which sets my clothes on fire evil, evil man -- i'm under your spell but everybody knows you're the landlord from hell i can't believe the things that you're doing to me i can't believe the rotten things you've done to me my windows don't close and my sinks don't drain on a sunny day my roof can't keep out the rain find a buyer and i'm ready to sell but i'll be sure to tell the suckers you're a landlord from hell [chorus] the floor is buckled, the furnace belches smoke when i turn on the faucet i'm sure to get soaked the outlets aren't grounded, i always get a shock upwards around fourteen hundred kilowatts i pay my bills and nothing gets done you're a sadomasochist who thinks it's fun you're an evil man, you ain't norman fell that's why landlord i'll see you in hell
