Wait until
the caller ends
                                    The
conversation with his mother
                                    Then take his
place inside the box
                                   And plaster one
wall then the other
                                     Pictures do
the work of words
                                      Adverts for
the modern lover
                                        He's the
cardboy king
                                     And he's
distributing as always
                                       The girls
can stay indoors
                                     And then he
visits them in turn
                                       Take a
daily risk of up to
                                     A grand and
half as much again
                                   He's mapped out
his career of sorts
                                But going nowhere
no matter how many men
                                    Will his heart
shack up with any of
                                       Polly,
Tanya, Kim or Pen
                                           Dear
old Pen
                                        He's the
cardboy king
                                     And he's
distributing as always
                                       The girls
can stay indoors
                                     And then he
visits them in turn
                                       Messing up
the BT decor
                                      Till they've
fallen on the floor
                                       Messing up
the BT decro
                                      Till they've
fallen on the floor
                                       It doesn't
go down popular
                                     With the
generation libido free
                                    Catch him in
the act and they will
                                   Throw him over
their collective knee
                                     But seeing
wrinkle echo wrinkle
                                       Wouldn't
that be lovely ?
Lovely
                                        He's the
cardboy king
                                     And he's
distributing as always
                                       The girls
can stay indoors
                                     And then he
visits them in turn
                                        He's the
cardboy king
                                     And he's
distributing as always
                                         Always
distributing
                                        He's the
cardboy king
                                     And he's
distributing as always
                                       The girls
can stay indoors