It's a magical
phase I'm going through
                                    But it means
so little without you
                                    Hold my hand
and we'll feel better
                                  Let's go outside
as the sky goes redder
                                     Other girls
don't do it this way
                            And you knew it
otherwise why would you have stayed
                                 All the things
that the world keeps bringing
                                They're very nice
but they just mean nothing
                                         Oh - I
loved you so
                                      But now I'm
back on my feet
                                        My life is
really sweet
                                     So don't come
begging for more
                                     Cos all I'll
do is slam the door
                                       No - you've
sunk too low
                                     She's got a
wardrobe to please
                                     Thinks you're
the bee's knees
                                     And she may
have a pretty purr
                                   But I'm a size
more woman than her
                                  It's a magical
phase I'm going through
                                    Never been so
happy without you
                                 Her eyes are blue
but her lipstick's faded
                                  Her teeth are
nice but her skin is jaded
                                 She's got a front
but I'll tell you this much
                                     Underneath is
a token cleavage
                                  Got to steer
round her lips while kissing
                                 And that's no
joke cos her lips are missing
                                         Oh - I
wish you'd go
                                        After all
you got a girl
                                      But now you
know full well
                                    That she can't
even count to three
                                    So who's sorry
now, well not me
                                         Oh - I
wish she'd go
                                       She's got a
taster for you
                                         Loves all
that you do
                                 But you can't
rest your head in her curves
                                 Cos I'm a size
more woman than her .....