"This kinda goes like dynamite knack's boys in the hood"

I woke up won morning almost o.d'ed and died. i should of told my mom i put
crack in my fish fry.  Got drunk last night, started to preach. about a volley
ball playa named Holly Mcpeach.  She was a pretty hot girl with double d's and
always smoked pot with Brad and me.  Then one day she screwed up my car.  then
started making out with Steve Savard.  I yelled at her threw her out my house
and said that she was a dirty mouse. slapped that b**** and she ran away saying
what the hell is wrong with j???........... Chorus: were slaves on dope, dont
like the folk if you mess with us will never ever cope. got a bunch of thugs in
the back if you coo wid them will start to mack......I had a little kid his name
was john. liked to play around all the time. Ate chicken in the house with my
dad. Always thought his grandma was pretty phat.  I got kinda mad at him one
day.  WHen he told his dad that i was gay.  Took him in the shed gave him a
beaten.  Now he never knows how to greet me.  I !
told him once to not make fun of me then a tornado swept him up and he hit a
tree.  I felt so good for the very next day. So i sung this song that doesn't
mean hay. cus most this crap is really fake except that i enjoy the movie called
half-baked....... Repeat chorus 1 more time!