B-Train: Hey ya'll out there be dissin ham sandwiches
J Dawg- Yea we got somethin fo ya

Chorus: Yea, ham sandwiches are yummy in my tummy its so good i get all cummy
(eww) they give me colds so my nose is all runny if u think this is a joke, dis
shit aint funny.

B-Train: You betta listen to me, if you dont eat ham sandwiches your a quief,
like steve savard, ham makes me hard, its betta than eatin whacked up lard.

Chorus

J- Dawg: Its the J Dawg in the house ya'll know that if you don't like ham ya'll
blow, we know that you cant find ham in the ghetto with my cat Gapetto If u be
dissin my Ham Ill shoot you Dead ya no.

Chorus

LiL StEvie: You better listen to my homies right there, my ham sandwich so
hammy, so clammy, so excited i jacked in my pajammies, thought it was maynosaise
and u know (eww)there another topping for hammies, ham sandwich that is if u not
eatin ur sanwich you aint be doin your biz.

Chorus