The Muffin Man Lyrics

Your Fatal Desire The Muffin Man

Do you know the muffin man
The one and only muffin man
He lives on f***ing drurey lane
He makes us want to go insane

Pattycake, Pattycake bakersman
bake me a cake as fast as you can

Make a twinkie for Jake and I

While your at it make me a pie

Why can't we bake our own cakes,
your taking away our fun Mr. Muffinman

We need our zingers and ho-hos and twinkies
just to put a smile on our face

Why don't we steal an ice cream truck
Sorry but I Think I'm gonna upchuck(what!)

What was in those muffins
we know that it was something

Tell me...WHY

Girls who don't like shaving
on the dancefloor raving

Don't you know it's sick as hell
I can't think of anything that rhymes with hell

Stop the music this ain't going right

What the hell turn on the lights
(We are screaming with no music isn't this all so amusing

Disco, disco motherf***er Disco, disco(Sunlight serenade)[x8]

Blake(x8)