The Biggest Douche In The Universe Lyrics

You Vandal The Biggest Douche In The Universe

Your hollow eyes play host to an empty home
A presence I can barely note
We are both in the same room
But I feel terribly alone
Focus all efforts on convincing me that you are still alive
This has gone on long enough for me to finally decide

Life is a movie and you're PG-13
You're bursting with desperate aims to be risque
You're family-friendly, stale, and safe

I never thought I'd come across someone without a soul
But there's a hole in your heart that keeps you shivering cold
Blood flows to flesh to make you blush, but if you press down hard
It returns to its decomposed and lifeless white tone

And it's wrong to keep yourself on life support so long

Life is a movie and you're PG-13
You're bursting with desperate aims to be risque
You're family-friendly, stale, and safe