Wordburglar Macguffin Device
VERSE 1
Got a style rarer than a left handed snake
And my pencil got potential like a fresh can of paint
Get it straight, the paper stock is heavyweight
Write so fly I make a page levitate
Savannah to Santa Fe, Indiana to Tampa Bay
Demanding they play! All the way From Canada Eh
Can't stand a fake - Robocop 3
Insulting the original no props from me
Concerts and Clubs to the Comic-con floors
Opinions are like assholes – I don't want yours
The job's taken stop applying homey
Get live like Jay-Z before Hawaiian Sophie
If rhymes werе Football I'd have a Heisman Trophy
The bеst you ever did was be high in Sobey's
You're lying bro please I'm Hi Fi Dolby
You know me, knock a beat on ice like Ty Domi
Love what you do it helps prevent rage
Turn haters into a Facebook Event Page
What? Yeah Guess who dunnit?
You couldn't say nothing new if you welcomed people to New Brunswick
That's true like “what's up'?”'s a greeting
Or a party without me is just a meeting
You're not competing with the beats and the rhyme schemes
So use common sense - like turning down your high beams
Find me in the streets freestyle cipherin
Wordburglar one word – no hyphen in
CHORUS
Like waking up to floodlights or some buckets of ice
Buckle up Buttercup here's a cup of advice
Something that's nice so you're never stuck in a vice
Might not know what it is
The MacGuffin Device
VERSE 2
As time flies I send your mind's eyes on sky dives
Asinine like you enjoy onions but never tried chives
Rhyme in line drives for rewinds and high fives /
That'll keep you busier than a guy with five wives
Einz Zwei Polizi – Who am I?
A student of the fly making tunes since Junior High
Spectacular! With irrational vernacular
To leave you more aghast than a skin graft from Dracula
Back it up! Don't have to act real rappers know
Fact of the matter baddest flow is the status quo /
Yo! No explanation necessary
Every mic I've ever met I've checked come correct and buried
My own press secretary – I got quotes
While you Job I take hold of the top ropes
Wooooo! Ric Flair with a kick snare
If there's an opinion this is dope - it's fair
Hit em with a chair like Mankind expand minds
Kids have never seen me like a landline
A grand find – way better than awful loss
Rocking cosmic slop til your nostrils drip falafel sauce
Mossletov! So what do you want guy?
I do it all like Buckaroo Banzai
And if you didn't like this well yo I got a million
And if you did? Well flip, isn't that brilliant