Schumacher The Champagne Lyrics

My teeth have never looked quite this yellow

And my body never quite this fat

I'd pay well over the odds

Just to have some teenage abandon back

I hit the ice on the 5th of Jan and I swear it was an act of fate

But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down

I just take my bubbles to the center of town and...

Schumacher the champagne

Whoever needed good cause to celebrate

Schumacher the champagne

You might as well be proud of last place

We used to set ourselves on fire

When chemistry was twice a week

And now I pay for it over a counter

Whilst they become fitness freaks

My bad habits are taking over all the good left inside

But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down

I just take my bubbles to the center of town and...

Schumacher the champagne

Whoever needed good cause to celebrate

Schumacher the champagne

You might as well be proud of last place

Schumacher the champagne

Whoever needed good cause to celebrate

Take me as I am

Take me as I am

Take me as I am

Or not at all