Alley Cat Lyrics

Wingnut Dishwashers Union Alley Cat

tonight I'm an alley cat yeah,
more afraid of you than you are of me
but if you leave some food out on the porch,
I might stay till there's nothing left to eat
I could sit alone in a lunch room in high school
if I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in Asheville

Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
has a hole as big as the one in my pocket
I mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest
but hell, you kiss like a rocket
I'd be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom
if I wasn't a 20 year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom