William Shatner Has Been
Has been, has been, has been
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?
You callin' me, has been?
What'd you say your name is?
Jack, never done Jack
Glad to meet you
Who's your friend?
Dick, don't say Dick
What do you know?
And you friend, what's your handle?
Don Two Thumbs Don
Riding on their armchairs
They dream of wealth and fame
Fear is their companion
Nintendo is their game
Never done Jack and Two Thumbs Don
And sidekick don't say Dick
We'll laugh at others failures
Though they have not done shit
{I've heard of you the ready-made connecting with the ever ready, yeah
The never was talking about still trying I got it
Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
May I inquire what you've been doing mister?}
Jack, never done Jack
And you partner, what's the news of the world, Dick?
I don't say Dick
Don, of all the people you must be The Tattler
Two Thumbs up
What are you afraid of, failure? So am I
Has been implies failure not so
Has been is history
Has been was
Has been might again
