Wide Mouth Mason Please Go Home
Don't show up here anymore
I told you twice before
We think you're such a bore,
go on and leave us
But you roll your eyes again...
Won't you please go home?
It's good when you're gone
You're a mess and you're dull
and you're stupid
No one wants to hear you talk,
we used to laugh and mock
But the joke is growing old,
go on and leave it
But you roll youe eyes again...
Won't you please go home?
It's good when you're gone
You're a mess and you're dull
and you're stupid
How you love to carry on
pointlessly and endlessly about
the things you've done
When no one cares
And all we think about is keeping
you away from all our stuff
You think it's a game,
you think we're friends
but this is where
the free ride ends
Don't show up here anymore,
your presence is a chore
We thought if we ignored you,
you'd just leave us
No one wants to hear you talk
about all the girls you rock
You think we're joking
but we're not we mean it
But you roll your eyes again
and try your best to pretend
And ask if we can lend you something
Please go home
It's good when you're gone
You're a mess and you're dull
and you're stupid
Won't you please get out?
It's so good when you're gone
You're a mess and you smell and you're stupid
