Whomping Willows Treebeard Rocks
When I find myself in times of darknessAnd I just can't
seem to face the day
I call out to my good friend Hagrid
And all my fears just melt away
If Hagrid's busy with his magical creatures
Then Draco's there to back me up
We get together and watch a movie
Or rock out with our sweet guitars
If Draco's busy snogging Pansy
Then I'll log onto my MySpace account
And send a message to my homegirl, Jackie
Or my other homegirl, Arielle
If all else fails and I'm all alone
I think of the greatest tree there ever was
His name is Treebeard
Some people have Jesus
Some people have Buddha
Some people have Muhammad
Some people have Vishnu
But I have Treebeard
The greatest tree that ever lived
Treebeard fought the orks
When no one else could
He brought together his great army of Ents
Thereby setting a precedent
For any tree
Who is worth his place on Earth
To fight
For the noble battle of cleaning up the environment
And otherwise encouraging respect for trees
Treebeard
Oh, Treebeard
Oh the greatest tree that ever lived
Oh, Treebeard
Oh, Treebeard
The greatest tree that ever lived
