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Small Town Saturday Night Lyrics


Wheeler Walker Jr. Small Town Saturday Night

Saw a girl at the bar, shit she's looking fine
She told me her husband's waiting in the bathroom line
I asked her “how long, you think, to drain his dick?”
And “does it give me enough time to give your pussy a lick?”

Well, she turned me down so I called my buddy Nate
He picked me up in his truck and I noticed he was huffing paint
So I grabbed the paint, inhaled, and I felt alright
Just another old fashioned f..cking small town Saturday night

Drinking and smoking and looking for something to f..ck
I ain't gonna lie and say we always
Get pussy but we try not to give up
Struggling to wet our dicks until the morning light
Another old fashioned f..cking small town Saturday night
High on paint, me and Nate done hit the road
Looking for a couple of squirrels so we can drop our loads
Drove around for hours no beat in sight
Just another old fashioned f..cking small town Saturday night

Drinking and smoking and looking for something to f..ck
I ain't gonna lie and say we always
Get pussy but we try not to give up
Struggling to wet our dicks until the morning light
Another old fashioned f..cking small town Saturday night

Well we didn't get laid so we headed home drunk as f..ck
Jacking each other's dicks in Nate's pickup truck
Blew our loads, slapped five, and we felt all right
Another old fashioned f..cking small town Saturday night

Drinking and smoking and looking for something to f..ck
I ain't gonna lie and say we always
Get pussy but we try not to give up
Struggling to wet our dicks until the morning light
Another old fashioned f..cking small town Saturday night
Yeah-hey

Just another old fashioned f..cking small town Saturday night


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