Wheeler Walker Jr. Sex, Drugs & Country Music
[Verse 1]
Met this girl at a honky tonk
I caught her starin' at my balls
We talked a lot, did a couple shots
I was fingerin' her before they said "last call"
Now we're at the Motel 6
Got a bunch of good coke in a line
And I'm f..ckin' her from behind
And we're listenin' to Patsy Cline
[Chorus]
Sex, drugs, and country music
Man, that shit sure puts me in the mood
Sex, drugs, and country music
Man, the only three things I ever wanna do
[Verse 2]
3 AM and she passed out
I stayed up, starin' at her tits
Sun came up, hungover as f..ck
Musta woke her up with my f..ckin' loud-ass piss
She rolled over with her mornin' brеath
And said she'd like somethin' to еat
So I gave her a piece of this meat
Played a little Waylon, smoked a buncha weed
[Chorus]
Sex, drugs, and country music
Man, that shit sure puts me in the mood
Sex, drugs, and country music
Man, the only three things I ever wanna do
[Bridge]
I'm sick of all these pussy-ass rockstar tryhards
Tryin' to be like me
They call it sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll
But the sayin' oughta be (Woo)
[Chorus]
Sex and country music
Man, that shit sure puts me in the mood
Sex, drugs, and country music
Man, the only three things I ever wanna do
Yeah, the only three things I ever wanna do (Woo)
[Outro]
That's f..ckin' country, man
