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Windows 95 Sucks! Lyrics


Weird Al Yankovic Windows 95 Sucks!

Original lyrics from : Rolling Stones, "Start me up"
Well, I bought up.
Brought windows home,
and d'cided to boot it up.
But when I load it up,
It says my memory is not enough...
I'd be runnin' out.
I need some extra RAM to fix me up...
I have to cough it up...
Open my wallet up.
It never stops. (4x)
It's Windows 95!
It suckin' up my Drive.
It' makes a pretty all fine.
But my PC... is obsolete.
I'll have to buy myself a brandnew machine...
Bring it up...
Stick me up.
You suck me in, and then you got me hooked.
You got me..., you got me.
There's so much stuff to buy
I need a new harddrive
It's gonna suck me dry.
My CPU says, 'don't have the speed',
it takes an hour just to bring up the screen
nanana,
Oh no.
I making software buys,
Wow!
It's making Bill Gated come.
Yoyo.
You make a rich man come.
Sent by Weird Al Platypus!


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