Weird Al Yankovic Make My Boobies One More Size
Oh Boobie, Boobie
Oh Boobie, Boobie
Oh Boobie, Boobie my chest was supposed to grow... My cleavage wasn't right, yea
Now boobies, boobies, my breasts are completely full and now my sweater's tight...
Surgery, I want to be a "D"
Bigger Memories
I want them to show now because
My chests flatness was killing me
And I, I must confess, I paid for these, paid for these
Are they big enough? I'm just a child. It's not a crime!
Make my boobies one more size.
Oh Baby, Baby, I've got Double D's it's true and now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies, you're so big and new and white boys just can't stand it
Hey now, I have got a stalker
And he's telling me to seal these knockers up because
My chests flatness was killing me
And I, I must confess I paid for these, paid for these
Can't make em bigger I'm just a child
It's not a crime
Make my boobies one more size.