Ween Mister Richard Smoker
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow
Mister Richard Smoker
You're a poopy poker
Chardonnay and cocaine
In the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Mister Richard Smoker
You're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna
Let it all hang out
Pantyhose and Aqua-Net
Smokin' menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, smoke
You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow
Mister Richard Smoker
You're an Ono Yoker
Cognac and black coffee
With the boys
Dancin' in your buster browns
Whirlin' to the techno sounds
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
You smoke big dick
Mister Richard Smoker
You're a velvet coker
Bruce and Geoff
Will pick you up at ten
Goin' out, dancin' in the city
Friday night, gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, whoa
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, yeah
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, smoke
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow
