Weebl Crabs
I've got a big bag of crabs here
I'm gonna put them in my mouth, oh yes!
I'm gonna run around the town on a market day
Everyone will look at me and say
I've got a mouthful of crabs!
*Vic Reeves jazzy hebedoo-hehboo-hai-badee singy bit*
That's how I'll sound with a mouthful of crabs
