The Big-faced Girl Lyrics

Wckr Spgt The Big-faced Girl

She stood at the door with a box full of trash.
   She asked me my name so I paid her in cash.
   She said she was lonely and I didn't care.
   Her face got so big, there was no room for hair.
   She wore out her welcome and gave me her card.
   It said, "I'm a stranger and I've seen your yard."