Waste Of Aces Hula Girl
Gotta hula girl on-a my dash-a-board
While I drive along this long long road
She's a cutie, little grassy-skirty
Hippy-little
Swaying-little
Plastic kinda girl you know
I don't ever wanna stop my rigger rolling
Or my hula girl's hip will be slowing
So I keep-a on-a driving through the night and day
With my hula girl dancing all the way
Oh I love-a my-a funny little girl-a from Hawaii
Even though she's really from a truck stop
It's a long-a-long way-a from the sunny-sunny island
But her little hula smile's the tops
Now I realize what the guy's are thinkin'
He's a crazy, zany, loony, who's been drinkin'
But I'm gonna keep-a drivin' through the night and day
With my hula girl-a dancin' all the way
Gotta hula girl, on-a my dash-a-board
(He's in love with that hula girl)
While I drive along this long long road
(Even though she's only a plastic dashboard toy)
She's a cutie, little grassy-skirty
Hippy-little
Swaying-little
Plastic kinda girl you know
(So he must be very, very lonely)
I don't ever wanna stop my rigger rolling
Or my hula girl's hips will be slowing
(Scary, but you know what we say?)
So I keep-a on-a driving through the night and day
With my hula girl dancing all the way
("He just likes his girls that way")