Wally Pleasant The Day Ted Nugent Killed All The Animals
The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
He did it so he could bond with his male friends
He did so they could broadcast it on ESPN
And when the news hit the wire Green peace activist
where crying in they're hankies
They hadn't heard anything so awful since the first
record by Damn Yankees
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
Imagine that, the motor city mad man in your backyard
stalking your cat; scratch fever.
And Bob Barker cried
And Ricki Lake tried to save them
Noah turned right around in his grave
And they were all dead
But he was still Ted
He did with his bow in hand
Sitting up North in the open air
He did it for the Michigan Militia
He did it for Fred Bear
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
Cause he had so much respect for wildlife
He started tipping over goldfish bowls and chasing
Bambi's mom with a knife
Which is the equivalent to having so much admiration
for an art museum
That you burn all the paintings as soon as you see them
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
Raccoons get in the Garbage
(Kill em)
Baby seals are too cute
(Kill em)
Squirrel, yum
(Kill em)
Orangutans, wang dang that Orangutan
(Kill em)
He killed them all, big and small
So he could put their heads up on his wall
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
