Voltaire Comin' Out For Christmas
Christmas, that magic time of the year, mom and dad are glad everyone's here Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally. But her fruitcake aint the only one at the table, and there's something that I just have to say "Granny pass the stuffing if you are able, and by the way mom and dad, I'm gay" Yea brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here. Hey mom and dad that's what they call a beard I try to make it work but the girl aint got the gear What can I say; I love it in the rear
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Take back those G.I. Joes I never liked those toys I never did like stuff that was for boys Bring me some Barbies even though you think it's wrong Or better yet Johnny Depp in a thong
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Don't look so surprised to know it's not like I'm the only homo Aunty Jen's a lesbian (she is?) and I've been felt by Uncle Joe Well now I don't expect for you to like what you've been told And if you hate me well that's how it goes Well as for me I'm off to a disco and you can kiss my gay ass as I go
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm wonderfully, fabulously, gargantuanly gay
