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Album Name : Bitrektual
Release Date : 2012-09-01
Song Duration : 3:14

Voltaire Bitrektual


Jason: Live long and prosper, if you're one of us. Voltaire: May the force be with you, unless that phrase don't fit you. Jason: Forever, we have been at odds. Voltaire: Cause you're a drooling Trekkie Jason: Says the Lucas lackey. Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony) : Whatever!

Jason: We are out in space the last frontier, Jason: Seeking life that's new and strange out here Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): and new civilizations in the great beyond. Jason: boldly going where no one has gone.

Voltaire: Our tale is better in every way. Voltaire: in a galaxy far far away Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): a great adventure happened a long long time ago, Voltaire: but then I don't suppose that you would know.

Jason: We have ray guns we call phasers Voltaire: We have blasters AND lightsabers Jason: We have ships that fly at warp Voltaire: Yeah, it's called "Hyperspace", you dork! Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): : We've got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks! Voltaire: yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn't talk!

Jason: Oh come on let's not fight, Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): it's so unintellectual. Jason: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual? Voltaire: (spoken) that's disgusting Jason: (spoken) yeah, forget I mentioned it.

Jason: Klingons shooting at our starboard side. Jason: We've got a hull breach on the Enterprise. Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): We drift into the neutral zone and we're on the wrong side. Jason: We'd need a wormhole to get out alive.

Voltaire: On a moon of Yavin's where we hide. Voltaire: We're having trouble with the hyperdrive. Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): This planet keeps on spinning and the Death Star's now in sight. Voltaire: We hope the rebels take it out in time.

Voltaire: Oh, come on let's not fight, Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): it's so unintellectual. Voltaire: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual? Jason: Wouldn't it be nice Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): and so much more effectual? Jason: To put our cares aside and be bitrektual!

Voltaire: Think how awesome it would be a Voltaire: team up with Jean Luc and Leah, Jason: Kirk and Chewie save the day, Jason: blowing up a bird of prey. Voltaire: Han and Spock they set a net Voltaire: and trap the Borg and Boba Fett Voltaire: While 3P0 and Data raid a Tie fighter to capture Vader. Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): Luke and Worf get into it and blow the Death Star into bits Jason: And then we throw the tribbles Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): into the Sarlac pit Voltaire: and then we kick the Ewoks into it.

Jason: Live long and prosper, so say we all Voltaire: (spoken) Wait, what? Voltaire: May the force be with you, may the Time Lords keep you. Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): Forever, we can Babylon Voltaire: There's no use debating, Voltaire(lead), Jason (harmony): the Stargate's waiting,

Voltaire: So come on let's not fight, Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): it's so unintellectual. Voltaire: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual? Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): So let's take the advice of an Asian homo-sexual...

Voltaire: "Fellow Star folks, cool it down!" Robert Picardo: Celebrity voice impersonated.

Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): Let's put our cares aside and be bitrektual! Voltaire: Hell, I want to be SciFi multi-Trektual!

Jason: (spoken) Live long and prosper, Voltaire: (spoken) May the force be with you! Jason: (spoken) Never give up, never surrender! Voltaire: (spoken) To infinity and Beyond!!!!! Jason: (spoken) Really, Voltaire? Really?



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