Vibrators Fried On Booze
You’re having a good time, what you got to lose?
You’re outta your mind ‘cos you’re fried on booze
Problem solving is easy when you’re pissed
But in the morning the problems still exist
You’re OK now but when tomorrow comes around
You’re gonna be feeling down down down
Ooh ooh, fried on booze [x2]
You’d have done better to have gone home to bed
‘Cos look at you now, 12 stitches in your head
Tripping up and dribbling, you can’t lose
It’s all so exciting when you’re fried on booze
You think what you’re doing’s really hip
But to me it just looks like teenage shit
Ooh ooh, fried on booze [x2]
When you’re out drinking, yeah everyone’s your friend
When you’re out drinking, yeah the night never ends
Bad calculation but what-a you got to lose?
‘Cos everything’s cool when you’re fried on booze
Keep on acting the good old clown
When you’re homeless and shuffling ‘round town
Life’s just one long alcoholic cruise
When you’re fried on booze
Sublimation, elimination
Booze is frying up the entire nation
Ooh ooh, fried on booze [x4]
