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Nodda (contraceptive) Machine Lyrics


Varukers Nodda (contraceptive) Machine

Put in my fifty pence in the slot pull out the tray get a shock
Out comes a nodda nice and clean put it on it makes me scream
Nodda machine
Nodda machine
Nodda machine
Nodda machine
These machines fill you with frustration having sex is an ocupation
I think I will waste away not having a sexual thrill a day


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