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Vargskelethor Boner


You know what they say
You know what to do
It is time, time to screw
Skeleton dick
Holy shit
My boner fell off

Bonely mess
With zero guess
How do you bone
With no thing of your own

Poor excuse to write a song
To sing about skeletal dong

Heavy metal skeleton thunder
The boner once sat
To my parts down under

I will take it back
Whoever took it I will smack

A quest has begun
This isn't fun
I need it back
Or I will attack
I need to pee
Can't you see
I need my boner
Its mine, I am the owner

Heavy metal skeleton thunder
The boner once sat
To my parts down under



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