Ugly As Me Lyrics

Useless Pieces Of Shit Ugly As Me

I like girls with tree trunk thighs
and little hairy chest.
I like girls three times my size,
that wear thick woolen vest.
Big chested girls just ain’t my kind,
I’ve got a kink for the crippled, dumb, and blind.
Ugly girls are my cup of tea,
but there ain’t no girl as ugly as me!