Unknown P Piers Morgan
[Pre-Chorus]
Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
Had to run a man down in my wellies
Now I'm on telly
Susanna Reid, I'm adorin'
Big drip, man's pourin'
Got the big stick with the corn in
When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
[Chorus]
Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
Had to run a man down in my wellies
Now I'm on telly, Piers Morgan (Grrr)
Susanna Reid, I'm adorin' (Wow)
Big drip, man's pourin'
Got the big stick with the corn in (Grrrah)
When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
Tellin' my opps, "Good mornin'" (Morning)
[Verse 1]
I'm like Piers (Why?)
'Cause I got more dough than female deers (Ha!)
And the whole game got my name in their mouth
Like those Turkish veneers (Smile)
And I might hack man
See an MC on the block, I'm robbin' him, Batman (Grrr)
I'm a snatcher, my new ting bad, Margaret Thatcher (Sexy)
And I'm stackin'
Caviar, man's snackin'
I send shots via Royal Mail and I nеver pay for the trackin' (Nevеr)
I bleed blue, so it's the Tory party I'm backin' (Boris)
And the first name ain't Eden, but I'm still a hazard when attackin' (Goal! Goal! Goal!)
[Pre-Chorus]
Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
Had to run a man down in my wellies
Now I'm on telly
Susanna Reid, I'm adorin'
Big drip, man's pourin'
Got the big stick with the corn in
When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
[Chorus]
Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
Had to run a man down in my wellies
Now I'm on telly, Piers Morgan (Grrr)
Susanna Reid, I'm adorin' (Wow)
Big drip, man's pourin'
Got the big stick with the corn in (Grrrah)
When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
Tellin' my opps, "Good mornin'" (Morning)
[Verse 2]
I got more homes than Sherlock (Elementary)
Your girlfriend knows when a man's on her block (Kinky)
And I make paper, serious paper, Rupert Murdoch (Scrilla)
Baggin' up rosemary, baggin' up thyme
And I never get caught for the crime (Ha-ha-ha)
Asked for sauvignon blanc and the waitress gave man a wine (Saucy)
You'll never catch me in the slammer (Never)
Unknown P, five foot three, the drill MC with immaculate grammar (Classy)
I got magazines like Glamour
I may not be Kano, but I've got maids in the manor (Exquisite)
On a BMT, got Britain on lock like GMB
[Chorus]
Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
Had to run a man down in my wellies
Now I'm on telly, Piers Morgan (Grrr)
Susanna Reid, I'm adorin' (Wow)
Big drip, man's pourin'
Got the big stick with the corn in (Grrrah)
When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
Tellin' my opps, "Good mornin'" (Morning)
Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
Had to run a man down in my wellies
Now I'm on telly, Piers Morgan (Grrr)
Susanna Reid, I'm adorin' (Wow)
Big drip, man's pourin'
Got the big stick with the corn in (Grrrah)
When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
Tellin' my opps, "Good mornin'" (Morning)
[Outro]
Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
Had to run a man down in my wellies
Now I'm on telly
Susanna Reid, I'm adorin'
Big drip, man's pourin'
Got the big stick with the corn in
When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
