Uk Subs Down On The Farm
All I need is some inspiration
Before I do somebody some harm
I feel just like a vegetable
Down here on the farm
Nobody comes to see me
Nobody’s here to turn me on
I don’t even have a lover
Down here on the farm
They told me to get healthy
They told me to get some sun
But boredom eats me like cancer
Down here on the farm
Drinking lemonade shandy
There’s nothing here to do me harm
I'm like a fish out of water
Down here on the farm
I write a thousand letters
Till my fingers all gone numb
But I’ve never see no postman
Down here on the farm
I called my baby on the telephone
I said come down and have some fun
But she knows what the score is
Down here on the farm
Can't fall in love with a wheatfield
I can't fall in love with a barn
When everything smells of horse shit
Down here on the farm
Blue skies and swimming pools
Have so much charm
But I'd rather be back in Soho
Than down on the farm
