Telephone Play No. 1 Lyrics

U.s. Girls Telephone Play No. 1

[Meg Remy:]
Hello?

[Friend:]
Hey, how are you doing, babe?

[Meg Remy:]
I'm ok, I'm still in bed. Bad dreams

[Friend:]
Your dreams are always bad

[Meg Remy:]
I know it's nothing new. It just happened

[Friend:]
What happened this time?

[Meg Remy:]
My dad sent me a digital file folder, and in it are all these nude photos of me as a child

[Friend:]
Sounds realistic

[Meg Remy:]
I know! The thing is, I was kinda hot stuff! I mean, I don't know, I looked good, so it was confusing!

[Friend:]
Wow, oh, God! Fathers and daughters

[Meg Remy:]
Yeah, yeah, what about mothers and sons?

[Friend:]
Yeah, but fathers and daughters

[Meg Remy:]
Yeah, but mothers and daughters, man, f..ck!

[Friend:]
Yeah, there's just kinda no comparison

[Meg Remy:]
The worst is fathers and sons

[Friend:]
Oh, God, yeah, ok, that's the worst

[Meg Remy:]
At least I'm no one's son

[Friend:]
Thank God for that! You just might be one of those sons that turns into a fascist dictator

[Meg Remy:]
Yeah, instead of just another woman with no self-esteem

[*Crowd laughs*]