Two Nice Girls Nonna's Revenge
(Meg Hentges & Judith Ferguson) Noona was suburban She'd never seen an El train Never saw the harm in leaving her defenses down He could've been a salesman He flattered and he charmed her She wanted to believe there was A heart to match the sound But he'd stolen something precious and he left her feeling foolish And he left her feeling helpless, It was gone, gone, gone It could've been some arsenic It could have been a hit man But Noona's revenge was to write this song She could have run him over She could have dropped him under He could have lost his balance, Took a seven storey fall It could have been an accident I'm sorry, oh excuse me Someone starts a rumour and it isn't nice at all She could have seen a counselor She could have seen it coming She might've worked him over But she wasn't all that strong She could've called her brother She really loved her brother But Noona's revenge was to write this song There could've been some gunfire it might have been a slashed tire There could've been some phone calls In the middle of the night It could've been somebody Met the train head on But Noona's revenge was to write this song
