Two Inch Astronaut He Was Our Boy
[Verse 1]
Dental tools across the floor lie inert and flecked with blood
I see, and you're humming while you wait
They call you up and mispronounce your name
So it's all the sweeter
[Chorus]
He was our boy
Now he's a dentist
Our little champion
[Verse 2]
Now spit, go wash your face
Your next appointment is in four months' time
[Chorus]
He was our boy
Now he's a dentist
Our little champion
Our big mistake
[Verse 3]
What did we ever do?
Raised him right, paid him attention
How?
[Outro](x2)
How many times can he stop?
How many days how many months?
Stop
Stop
