Trout Fishing In America Science Fair
Harry brought a hurricane, trapped in a terrarium.
Ruth made a working model of a nuclear reactor.
There was a cure for the common cold.
Someone cloned his little brother and if the truth be
told.
It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's ever
seen.
It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's
dreamed of.
Bobby built a baseball with an automatic pilot.
Terri took a tonic, grew herself a beard.
Jill found a way to turn garbage into chocolate.
Tommy came to class in a homemade rocket.
It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's ever
seen.
It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's
dreamed of.
We thought Elizabeth was absent, she made herself
invisible.
Bubba tied helium balloons to a lawn chair,
Someone called the principal.
There was an old red hen that played tic-tac-toe,
A robot could beat you at dominoes.
It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's ever
seen.
It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's
dreamed of.
Well, my project was called HOW THINGS BURN. They put
it in
the back in a dark corner of the room. On a poster, I
taped some
stuff I found around the house, and then next to it,
what it looked
like when it was all burned up, with a brief,
descriptive paragraph
of how bad it smelled while it was burning up. Cat hair
smelled
the worst!
It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's ever
seen.
It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's
dreamed of.
