Trout Fishing In America Big Trouble
My parents went out this afternoon,
And I was all alone.
I sure wish I'd gone with them,
Wish I'd never stayed at home.
'Cause I'm gonna be in big trouble
When my parents get back today.
'Cause this afternoon the monsters came
To my house to play.
There was a dragon in the kitchen,
That's why the ceiling's black.
And a vampire drank all the kool-aid,
And a witch chased off the cat.
The fly threw up some oopy goop
And that's what clogged the drain.
And the blob sat on the sofa,
And he left an awful stain.
Yes, I'm gonna be in big trouble
When my parents get back today.
'Cause this afternoon the monsters came
To my house to play.
Well Frankenstein wanted to play baseball.
So I told him to play outside.
He didn't hear a word I said,
That's how the TV died.
What happened to the table?
Yeh, they're probably going to ask.
There was a big guy with a chainsaw
And a scary hockey mask.
Yes, I'm gonna be in big trouble
When my parents get back today.
'Cause this afternoon the monsters came
To my house to play.
Well the ghost went through the closet
He knocked the clothes all off the rack.
And the mummy ripped the
Sheets up and wore them
'Cause he was starting to unwrap.
A werewolf ate all the cookies,
And then he ate the cookie jar.
And he was going to eat me, too,
So I hid behind the door.
Yes, I'm gonna be in big trouble
When my parents get back today.
'Cause this afternoon the monsters came
To my house to play.
Yes, this afternoon the monsters came
To my house to play.
