Trisha Paytas Merry Trishmas
[Hook]
So get that rock from your man and have a merry Trishmas
Merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas
Get that money from your parents, have a merry Trishmas
Merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas
Eat all the candy, don't share any money
Have a merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas
[Verse 1]
Trisha says this holiday
Is for you and you alone
Trisha says, this holiday
Go and get that brand new phone
Oh, so selfish, making this Trishmas
Better than Heaven
Heaven is a place we go when we die
So spend all your money, don't ask why
I'm your angel Trisha, see my pretty wings
So let's celebrate and buy nice things
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Trisha says, this holiday
Go and be a superficial fat chick
Trisha says, this holiday
Eat all the turkey, making out with St. Nick
Be a lazy bitch, Trishmas is for you and you and me
O-M-Jesus! Love you Jesus, seriously!
Heaven is a place we go when we die
So spend all your money, don't ask why
For Jesus loves you while he's loving me
Trishmas is the greediness we need
[Extended Hook]
So get that rock from your man and have a merry Trishmas
Merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas
Get that money from your parents, have a merry Trishmas
Merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas
Eat all the candy, don't share any money
Just eat all the candy, don't share any money
Have a merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas
A merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas
Muah!