Tripod Frankel's Lament
I've forgotten everything
In my little mouse size bed
In a county hospital
With a tiny bandage around my head
You've just got a broken ankle
Snap out of it frankel
Images are coming back to me
When i close my eyes i see
How i got my injury
Coz i attempted beastiality
Frankel it's ur past ur seeing
U tried making love to a human being
Frankey all the things you could have been
That is now impossible to be
Now ull never realise ur dream
To be a world champion at frisbee
Now im back in walking therapy
And they're saying bend your knee, katie bend your knee
But my name is not katie
And I'll never throw a f..cking frisbee
Luke sky walker look at him
He saved the galaxy with a prosthetic limb
Frankey all the things you could have been
That is now impossible to be
Now you'll never realise your dream
To be a world champion at frisbeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Something is flying at me
Like plastic sperm on a really weird keyring
Its my future i see
A long grey life of parking fines
But life is fine
But frankle your a mouse don't be silly
Even with all four limbs
You couldnt play frisbee
But frankle you will always have your dreams
Coz anything is possible you'll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Its just bullshit
Just insert happy ending here
