Treephort Everyone Gets Laid Tonight
Everyone, everyone gets laidEveryone, gets laid tonight
Everyone, everyone gets laid
Everyone, gets laid tonight
And it doesn't matter how ugly you are
If you've got money you drive your own car
We reach total equality tonight
And it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight
There's no need to masterbate
Cause we've reached total equality tonight
(Chorus 2 times)