Too Many Cooks Mad
( Georgesco D'Anjou ) I always got no money I don't think it's so funny Nobody calls me honey Makes me feel so sad Yeah, I'm feeling sad You got a hole in your shoe You're the one they wanna screw You wish you knew Kung Fu I think I'm going mad Yeah, it's making me mad Robin Hood where are you now? 'Cause Batman's a fag And he's starting to sag You know the devil's in everyone of us I get my dinner from a trash can Mad, it's making me mad, mad, mad My life is making me mad When everyday's just the same You can't remember your name A stranger to yourself It makes me feel so bad Yeah I'm feeling bad You meet a girl in a bar You get to make it in a car She says "Baby please" Now you got a disease Too bad Marilyn where are you now? Madonna's a gag And she's starting to sag Misery's in every one of us I get my women from a men's mag Mad I get my dinner from a trash can Mad
