Tommy Wallach How Ugly People Fall In Love
Baby, I like the way you danceMy Ginger Rogers in tight
black pants
When the guys all look your way
Always makes my f..cking day
Check the girl with the big ass
She's gonna brush me when we pass
She wants it, yeah, it's true
Just because I'm here with you
Baby, I'm not shallow, I'm not deep
Just your average judgmental creep
Though I know you're just my type
Let's do away with all the hopes and hype
'Cause I was just thinking of
How ugly people fall in love
Doesn't it remind you of
How ugly people fall in love?
And if you ever get like that I will dump you like a
shot
But you're so pretty
And I'm so pretty
And that's the pity
How will we ever know
Why we love each other so?
Maybe if I weighed a thousand pounds
You wouldn't really want me around
You'd say, 'Fatty, fatty, fatty, don't you move so slow
Take your big fat shit outta my house and go'
You'd say, 'You fat motherfucker, don't you move so
slow
Take your big fat shit outta my house and go'
And then I'd only have myself
And the leftover ice cream on the freezer shelf
You'd move on, I know it's true
To some guy who loved you more than he loved food
But I was just thinking of
How ugly people fall in love
Doesn't it remind you of
How ugly people fall in love?
And if I ever get that fat you should dump me like a
shot
But I'm so skinny
And you're so skinny
And that's the pity
How will we ever know
Why we love each other so?
